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Friday, June 14, 2013

Song Parody Part 2: Each Misstep You Make (June 14, 2013)

After the NSA data mining flap, I wrote a song parody to the Police’s "Every Breath You Take” and posted it yesterday (June 13, below).

But I originally (before the NSA story broke) wanted to use that song to lampoon the GOP’s quest to damage Obama with the Benghazi, IRS and AP controversies.  Here is that version...

Each Misstep You Make

Each misstep you make
Every slight bad break
Every small mistake
For our party’s sake
We’ll subpoena you

Every Benghazi
IRS folly…
When you bug AP…
We’re the GOP
We’ll subpoena you

Oh can’t you see?  How petty are we…
Look how far we sank…with no think in our tank

So much we abhor
Not sure what we’re for
But if we must score
To rev up our core
We’ll subpoena you

Since you won it’s been hard to make our case
We scheme at night for the 2016 race
We sift the dirt for some charge we can embrace
We keep hoping, hoping….for some sleeze

Each misstep you make
Every slight bad break
Every small mistake
For our party’s sake
We’ll subpoena you


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