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Thursday, October 18, 2012

Binders of Girls....Song Parody (October 18, 2012)

Mitt Romney's weird comments during the debate on seeking "binders of women" to serve in his Governor's office in Massachusetts have raced across the blogosphere the last two days.  So I'm chiming in with a song parody.  This one, "Binders of Girls," is based on Van Morrison's old hit, "Brown Eyed Girl."

Hey, where do we go?
Need gals on our team
Just preppy guys here
We’re male to the extreme

Bondin’ and high fivin’, hey hey
Governin’ and stumpin’
In the Bay State capital
With our, our chests a-thumpin’…

We need….we need some girls.
We ne-eed….binders of girls.

And whatever happened to...
All-male government teams
Change caught me nappin’
Back in the sixties…

Standin’ in the hallway gawkin’
Watch ‘em bustlin’ to and fro
“Get me some coffee, dear”
I guess that’s gotta go…when we…

Get binders of girls…
We ne-eed….binders of girls.

Do you remember when
We used to sing?
We’re all men, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, la te da
Just like that
We’re all men, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, la te da
La te da

So hard to find my way
Now I’m the Bay State’s guv
I guess we have to find some babes
Should be a labor of love

Let ‘em out at 5 o’clock, hey
So they can cook up for their men
Give ‘em baby-raisin’ leave, ‘cause
We don’t fund contraceptives...oh yeah…

We need some girls
We ne-eed…binders of girls

Do you remember when
We used to sing?
We’re all men, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha la te da
Just like that
We’re all men, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha la te da
La te da

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