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Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Wake Up, Barry....Song Parody! (October 10, 2012)

A song parody to lighten things up, this one to the tune of the Rod Stewart and the Faces classic, "Maggie May."

Wake up, Barry, I think I’ve got something to say to you
It’s mid-October and Romney just made you look like a fool
I hate to bring you the news, but you just might really lose
Obama you could have tried, a bit more
You and the Mitt-man reversed your roles, and you lost your lead in the polls
You mailed it in and that’s what really hurts

The morning joes got into your face with a brand new page
And that should worry you, man, ‘cause you could blow everything
You passed on Romney’s Big Hoax, you didn’t crack any good jokes
Obama you could have tried, a bit more
You and the Mitt-man reversed your roles, and you lost your lead in the polls
You mailed it in and that’s a pain Ax can do without

All we needed was a jab or two to hold the lead
But you turned into a zombie and
Mother what a zombie you just zoned out
All you did was wreck your cred
And let Dave Gergen kick you in the head
Obama you could have tried, a bit more
You and the Mitt-man reversed you roles, and you lost your lead in the polls
You mailed it in and couldn't have done much worse

I propose that you collect your wits and do some debate prep
And show a little fire, get that bounce back in your struttin’ step
Or find yourself a new debate coach… that knows how to encroach
Obama I wish you hadn’t lost first place
You made a first-class fool out of you
Made Mitt look like Abe Lincoln, too
But get on track, ‘cause you must win anyway

Barry I wish you’d never lost first place
You’ll get back on top, I know…one of these days….

1 comment:

  1. BARRYS BUSTED,
    MISCHELE IS OUSTED,
    CALL THE MOVERS,
    FIND THE SCAVENGERS,
    THE'VE ALWAYS BEEN THERE,
    WITH VOICES NARROW AND CLEAR,
    BUT DO NOT SHOW A MOMENT OF FEAR,
    FOR 300 MILLION WILL SEE THROUGH IT ALL,
    AND IN NOVEMMBER, MAKE THE RIGHT CALL.
    MARTIN

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